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My name is Bryan. I work for a writer who calls himself Austin Marshburn. Although my boss would love to reveil his real name he can't because he is a quasi famous novelist, and he now has to use this alias for publishing rights purposes. It's sad when you don't even own your own name anymore.
Anyways, the goal for "Austin" is to release a blog report early every sunday morning. Something for his readers to enjoy with their morning coffee or perhaps a late night quesadilla made after stumbling home drunk from a night out with boys hunting cougars.
A little bit about Austin: Austin is a linguist. His Chineese name is Bo Rai Cho. He can speak Mandarin almost fluently. He knows several words in German and speaks a version of Columbian Spanish known only by 4,000 people called Flauta.
Born in 1979 in Discovery Bay, in Northern CA he has been a resident of California his whole life. His father, Tim, a horse wrangler was an important influence to Johnny Cash. Some say that Tim was the original "Man in Black" and that Cash got his fashion sense from him. Tim also always carriers a knife. Austins Mother is awesome. Austins Sister used to beat up dogs, and then one day when she was 3 she got drunk and picked a fight with the wrong dog and was eaten alive, until she was dead.
Austin attended the Harvard for 2 and half years where in studied Economics as well as ESPN. After dropping out of school, he worked as a freelance photographer for 4 years. His best known work can be seen in the end credits of the blockbuster hit "A Day without a Mexican"
His whole life, he has been a writer. Just writing about anything and everything. He is considered to be one of the major Generation Y authors and is regarded as one of the so called literary "Dopplegangers". Austin has been a member of the Dopplegangers for 2 years now. They are a gang of writers with a lot of street credit, in Nor Cal and our spreading their influence throughout California. His writings express a sense of seeminginly chaotic drivel with meaning. His writing has been criticized as pointless futile yet enjoyable. He is in a class of his own, there are no other writers in the same genre.

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