Some Random Thoughts

- Maybe, money can’t buy happiness, but poverty does not allow for it.
- Jukeboxes that don’t have Johnny Cash in them (probably) shouldn’t be called jukeboxes or at least they should have a warning on the outside of the jukebox saying something like, “You probably shouldn’t put your dollar in here.”
- That last one probably works for Queen also.
- I now know the limit of human potential….It is 201 pieces of assorted shrimp.
- I think the only advice adults should give to children is that Peter Pan’s world doesn’t exist, but maybe if they don’t vote for clean water bills then a world full of X-Men could happen.
- November is irrefutably the best month of the year. It’s science and the answer is available courtesy of Best Western Bryan.
- A band recommendation from a person who doesn’t really like hip-hop: The Cold War Kids & The Decemberists’ new album The Crane Wife
- Chutes & Ladders is an exceptional drinking game.
- It’s sort of inexplicable, but hippies are drawn to drum circles like gnats are drawn to light.
-From a sportscaster in the bay area, “Let’s move onto the best hits of the weekend…..That hit is why most people play basketball or baseball.”
-42.5 million dollars for a Jewish funnyman….High Five
-If you think hard enough and concentrate long enough, it seems like bubbles are the greatest thing in the world….I may or may not be drunk right now.
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid; I think I’ll saddle up and go find a woman It shouldn’t take more than a coupla days, I’m not picky as long as she’s pretty and smart and refined and lovely and careful and beautiful and intelligent….
-Chances are you don’t know what a marmot is, but then again the chances are that you did not just get your eyebrows trimmed.
- If you can’t tell, there’s nothing I hate more than a hippy.