Random Thoughts

Randomalities

- Okay, so I just saw this commercial for the “Short Birth Control Pill” and at the end, it said, “serious risks are associated with the pill including stroke, heart attack, diabetes….etc.” Now, in light of these risks is it really that important to have a period that lasts for one or two less days? I’m not a woman so (I guess) I wouldn’t really know, but honestly is death worth a shorter period when there are other pills on the market? I’m not sure, but I think I need to drink a beer. At least, it’ll probably make this pill look better.
- Juicy Fruit is a tasty gum.
- Pleasantly plump is definitely a better way of saying Reginald VelJohnson.
- I feel bad for the non-Matthew Perry writers in Studio 60.
- Recent developments in the Human Genome Project have changed my tune regarding evolution. I used to think that we were like 90 percent monkey, but now I know that I am 98.77 percent chimpanzee. It’s important to me that everyone knows this.
- My advice to you: Watch The Departed. Actually, that’s not really advice. If you don’t watch it soon, I will fight you.
- The Killers album is fantastic on one or two levels.
- Do Trekkies like the original Star Trek or Star Trek: The Next Generation more? I bet they like the original more and that’s why I could never be a Trekkie.
- It’s really weird, but I don’t think anyone in San Francisco even cares that the A’s could win the World Series in like 14 days.
- Would there be any better fake, random killer to have after you than Jason. I mean, if he was chasing you would you ever jump in a car. He never goes any faster than a brisk walk. So, why would you ever jump in a car that is (obviously) not going to start?
- Kelly Kapowski or Valerie Malone? I don’t know if this is a question that can even be answered….and if you don’t know who those people are then you need to watch more shitty television.
- Does anyone ever believe that Jimmy Carter “I lusted in my heart thing?”
- A book to read: Infinite Jest, It’s really long and (I suppose) sprawling.
- Is Harvey Danger overrated or underrated(??) because I feel like it’s either one or the other.